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Posted 5th April 2011 12:33 IP
A customer asked, "In what aisle will I find the Irish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says,
"Yes I am. But let me ask you something.“
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage,
why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The clerk replied,
"Errrr ........ because you're in Halfords."!!
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating !