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Posted 4th November 2011 16:25 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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S'il vous plait July,

Did your breasts wobble when you laughed like that?




Everyone is talking about the closing ceremony at the Olympics and what was their favourite bit.

I just spoke to Nick Griffin, his favourite bit is today when they all fcuk off back home.



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Posted 4th November 2011 16:28 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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How can you feel someone mentally undressing you? How can you be sure that's what she was doing?




Becouse i turned around and looked into the kitchen window and looked at the reflection to be sure, to be sure, to be sure.





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She hasn't actually said or done anything that one could describe as a sexual advance, huggs, so there's not really anything you can do.





Suppose so.

But i was more interested in her sexual psychology,
more than me getting sexually harrased.

Everyone is talking about the closing ceremony at the Olympics and what was their favourite bit.

I just spoke to Nick Griffin, his favourite bit is today when they all fcuk off back home.



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Posted 4th November 2011 16:30 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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S'il vous plait July,

Did your breasts wobble when you laughed like that?




That's just pervy LHH.

Thoughts become things, so choose the good ones.
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Posted 4th November 2011 16:46 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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S'il vous plait July,

Did your breasts wobble when you laughed like that?






Um, no. Surely a person would have to be hysterically amused to the point of flinging themselves about to make their chest wobble.
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Posted 5th November 2011 13:34 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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She's 55

i caught her looking at my crutch


If she's 55, you could wave the old Screaming Lord in her cocoa and there's no guarantee you'll get her attention.

By that age, the eyesight has atrophied so severely that unless a person has a got a top-of-the-range Coronado chuffing 'scope trained on an object, you can't be sure what their eyes are taking in.

And when your eyes lose their focus, the brain quickly loses it too. I know folk of that age who go to the cinema and sit through the entire programme with their eyes moving between the packet of Werther's Originals in their hands and the back of the seat in front of them.

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Posted 6th November 2011 19:05 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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If she's 55, you could wave the old Screaming Lord in her cocoa and there's no guarantee you'll get her attention.




Wottabaht if it was a J.Kennedys Chipolata?

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Posted 7th November 2011 21:16 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Wottabaht if it was a J.Kennedys Chipolata?


I'd forgotten J.Kennedy, but they seem to be going still, if Google isn't slipping me the phonus balonus.

Anyway a chipolata, even one of Kennedy's, would be even less likely than a, you know, full-blown (as it were) saveloy to enter this lady's (limited) field of visibility, I would have thought.

And the "what about a chipolata?" Q is purely hypothetical in your case, I would have thought, John. I see you as a man in the Iggy/Jim Kerr/Ian Beale mould, blessed with a top-of-the-range item combining heft and elasticity with considerable projectile force. But even your model must lack, alas, the prehensile strength that it would need to get the attention of the average quinquagenarian.
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Posted 10th November 2011 13:18 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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how do you handle unwanted sexual advances?

I was somewhat surprised, and then remember saying that it was time I went - and then I left.

Doing that was fairly easy (although I didn't see it coming at all!) - I got blanked for a while afterwards, but that didn't really bother me to be honest ...


RE 1974-2011. Gone but never forgotten.



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Posted 4th December 2011 04:05 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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I got blanked for a while afterwards, but that didn't really bother me to be honest ...





There's and old sarf lahndern proverb abaht that, which goes as thus;


If they dont want to know you, then they're NOT worth knowing"




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I just spoke to Nick Griffin, his favourite bit is today when they all fcuk off back home.



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Posted 13th December 2011 14:02 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Thats probably because you wear Lycra Shorts and got a maggot showing and the Woman thinking i must remember to get the prawns out the freezer
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Posted 13th December 2011 14:08 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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I see you as a man in the Iggy/Jim Kerr/Ian Beale

How about benny from crossroads meets sam dingle
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Posted 14th December 2011 14:54 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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How about benny from crossroads meets sam dingle



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Posted 14th December 2011 14:55 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Not Sam

Zak Dingle

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Posted 14th December 2011 17:23 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Zak Dingle ffs, state of that picture more like Worzel Gummidge
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Posted 21st March 2012 12:49 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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I have a client of whom i've known for a few years.

She's 55 and is a singleton.
I'm not sure how long she's been single for, but i assume for some time.


Anyhoo, i caught her looking at my crutch a few weeks ago, and when i was walking about, i could feel her mentally undressing me.

I was shocked, and i had a cold shiver that ran down my body.

I asked other people (sub-contacters) and they said that she has stared at them as well.


How would i approach the matter of telling her what she's (sub-concuiosly?) doing.


SCP,


She has a couple of properties in C London whats worth 1 1/2 million.


And of course you have NEVER looked at a womas boobs no?!?!?!?

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Posted 21st March 2012 12:55 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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No, but she does it other men, not just me!


No offence huggy but i think you are holding yourself up in a high regard there, and why is it ok for men to look at a womans boobs but soon as she returns favour he thinks shes harrassing him sheesh some men should be grateful

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Posted 22nd March 2012 22:24 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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sheesh some men should be grateful


Trust me, Legs, have you ever known me to be wrong?

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Posted 22nd March 2012 22:26 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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And of course you have NEVER looked at a womas boobs no?!?!?!?


And?? Point is???

Us men cant help it if it's a nature thing, now can we?

Besides, i bet that even Judd's weighs up the odd pair everynow and then,

Everyone is talking about the closing ceremony at the Olympics and what was their favourite bit.

I just spoke to Nick Griffin, his favourite bit is today when they all fcuk off back home.



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Posted 24th March 2012 12:02 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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And?? Point is???

Us men cant help it if it's a nature thing, now can we?

Besides, i bet that even Judd's weighs up the odd pair everynow and then,


Point is don't do it if you don't like it back..... Second point is, be grateful she is looking at your crotch when she is thiking of c***s she could be looking at your head

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Posted 24th March 2012 18:39 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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she could be looking at your head





"On the plus side, you remember in 2004 (yes, 8 full years ago) I was fearful of losing the house and my entire life collapsing like a pack of cards.

Many things are different this time but a lot of the problems I faced in 2004 have gone.

Yes, money has been my nemesis but there are other areas of my life which have also been a disappointment to some or other extent."

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Posted 27th March 2012 12:17 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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No offence huggy but i think you are holding yourself up in a high regard there, and why is it ok for men to look at a womans boobs but soon as she returns favour he thinks shes harrassing him sheesh some men should be grateful


Where have you been bint?

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Posted 27th March 2012 19:26 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post


Legise, why do Scousers have two left feet?

Because shoe-shops don't put the right ones out on display!!



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Posted 27th March 2012 19:28 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
anyhoo, my manc mate mate calls me cock.

it's a mancunian term of endearment.

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Posted 28th March 2012 03:16 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Where have you been bint?


Dare i say ive been working?!?!.............Not even working scouse style but all posh like lol, hows your old decrepid butt?

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Posted 28th March 2012 03:18 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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anyhoo, my manc mate mate calls me cock.

it's a mancunian term of endearment.


No, i am sure its a bolton saying

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Posted 28th March 2012 08:10 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Legise, why do Scousers have two left feet?

Because shoe-shops don't put the right ones out on display!!



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anyhoo, my manc mate mate calls me cock.

it's a mancunian term of endearment.

just not in your case

You can see it, but not from here!
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just not in your case



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just not in your case

That would have been a POTM in the old days.

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That would have been a POTM in the old days.


Coming from you, that's not a compliment, is it?

It certainly wouldn't be a compliment if it came from me.

"On the plus side, you remember in 2004 (yes, 8 full years ago) I was fearful of losing the house and my entire life collapsing like a pack of cards.

Many things are different this time but a lot of the problems I faced in 2004 have gone.

Yes, money has been my nemesis but there are other areas of my life which have also been a disappointment to some or other extent."

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Coming from you, that's not a compliment, is it?

It certainly wouldn't be a compliment if it came from me.

Yes, I do recall your strong feelings on the subject.

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