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Posted 2nd March 2012 09:39 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Is it only mods that are allowed to sticky threads?

Britain is known as a whinging nation, so here's your thread to whinge folks.


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Posted 2nd March 2012 09:41 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Is it only mods that are allowed to sticky threads?

Yes

You can see it, but not from here!
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Posted 2nd March 2012 09:42 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
The fire alarm test, done every friday and it is rather loud
You can see it, but not from here!
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Posted 2nd March 2012 09:44 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Cheers for making me sticky.

Does it wake you up?

I got stuck behind a tractor today, a 10 minute journey took 40 minutes, then the fecker turned round at a roundabout and went back the same way. Sure he was just doing it for fun. Although I was very peed off, I had to admire the farmer at the same time and was thinking of purchasing a tractor.

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Posted 2nd March 2012 11:51 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 12:24 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Was it you?

Nah, beard was too short. Note the no after this.


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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:07 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
No, I was just being a tit and trying to derail this by being all
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:09 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Some prat nearly reversed into me outside the sandwich shop, then a student ran in front of me about 100 yards up the road!
Watch where you're going people!!!

Good call, Flange, I love a good whinge.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:18 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
I hope you accelerated and got the student.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:22 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Just missed. Clipped her backpack though, books all over the road there was.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:23 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
High five!
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:48 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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a prat,

a sandwich shop,

and a student


Perfect!

I call those the three essential ingredients of any good anecdote, though an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman can be acceptable alternatives.


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Posted 2nd March 2012 17:43 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
someone taking a dump in the toilet cubicle next to me at work!
I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my exceptionally witty comebacks, sarcasm, and flawless dance moves.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 17:50 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Cheers for making me sticky.

Does it wake you up?


Are those questions related?



I am, therefore I think.
Is that putting Descartes before the horse?
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Posted 2nd March 2012 18:53 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Was it a farting Nun?

My life was in tatters because of my
obsession with the Okey-Cokey.

But I turned myself around and that's
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Posted 3rd March 2012 11:10 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Charged 3.25 for a coffee and then they offered me a Jockish 5 note as change ! (Crown Plaza Heathrow - lucky I was on expenses).
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating !
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Posted 6th March 2012 11:09 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Be grateful if weren't Scotch pound notes.
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Posted 6th March 2012 13:04 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Got a stained coat and shirt thanks to Tesco flower food squirting itself over me !
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating !
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Posted 6th March 2012 13:21 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Too little sleep last night to deal with journalists who can't file copy in decent time!
My life was in tatters because of my
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But I turned myself around and that's
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Posted 7th March 2012 13:57 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Posters who think the world revolves around them
My life was in tatters because of my
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But I turned myself around and that's
what it's all about!
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Posted 7th March 2012 14:19 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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It does.


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Posted 7th March 2012 16:07 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Is ThisCharmingMan back?

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Posted 7th March 2012 16:17 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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You mean it doesn't for me
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Posted 7th March 2012 16:43 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Is ThisCharmingMan back?

Who?

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Posted 7th March 2012 17:10 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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The world revolves around the sun.

Or around Mr Sun.

Can't remember which.

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Posted 7th March 2012 17:53 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Is ThisCharmingMan back?


I'd forgotten him ! And I hope to again, very soon...

For the millionth time, stop exaggerating !
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Posted 7th March 2012 18:57 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Who?
He was Dick's best mate on here

Used to take an interest in every poster and never talked about himself

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Posted 7th March 2012 18:58 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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I'd forgotten him ! And I hope to again, very soon...

Fond memories eh?

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Posted 7th March 2012 20:01 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
I liked the one where Julie tried to get him off the subject of himself for a minute by talking about a bad experience she was having at work: "Sorry to hear that Jules, but in terms of what's happening to me right now..."

(He was big on the 'in terms of' topicalization. He could out-'in terms of' even Cameron, I think.)

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Posted 7th March 2012 20:09 IP Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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