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 Posted 2nd March 2012 09:39 IP   
Is it only mods that are allowed to sticky threads?
Britain is known as a whinging nation, so here's your thread to whinge folks.
Thoughts become things, so choose the good ones.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 09:41 IP
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Is it only mods that are allowed to sticky threads?
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Yes
You can see it, but not from here!
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Posted 2nd March 2012 09:42 IP
The fire alarm test, done every friday and it is rather loud 
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Posted 2nd March 2012 09:44 IP
Cheers for making me sticky. 
Does it wake you up? 
I got stuck behind a tractor today, a 10 minute journey took 40 minutes, then the fecker turned round at a roundabout and went back the same way. Sure he was just doing it for fun. Although I was very peed off, I had to admire the farmer at the same time and was thinking of purchasing a tractor.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 11:51 IP
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 12:24 IP
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Was it you?
Nah, beard was too short. Note the no after this.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:07 IP
No, I was just being a tit and trying to derail this by being all
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:09 IP
Some prat nearly reversed into me outside the sandwich shop, then a student ran in front of me about 100 yards up the road!
Watch where you're going people!!!
Good call, Flange, I love a good whinge. 
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:18 IP
I hope you accelerated and got the student.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:22 IP
Just missed. Clipped her backpack though, books all over the road there was.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:23 IP
High five!
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Posted 2nd March 2012 13:48 IP
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a prat,
a sandwich shop,
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Perfect!
I call those the three essential ingredients of any good anecdote, though an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman can be acceptable alternatives.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 17:43 IP
someone taking a dump in the toilet cubicle next to me at work!
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Posted 2nd March 2012 17:50 IP
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Cheers for making me sticky.
Does it wake you up?
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Are those questions related?
When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll.
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Posted 2nd March 2012 18:53 IP
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someone taking a dump in the toilet cubicle next to me at work!
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Was it a farting Nun?
My life was in tatters because of my
obsession with the Okey-Cokey.
But I turned myself around and that's
what it's all about!
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Posted 3rd March 2012 11:10 IP
Charged £3.25 for a coffee and then they offered me a Jockish £5 note as change ! (Crown Plaza Heathrow - lucky I was on expenses).
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating !
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Posted 6th March 2012 11:09 IP
Be grateful if weren't Scotch pound notes.
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Posted 6th March 2012 13:04 IP
Got a stained coat and shirt thanks to Tesco flower food squirting itself over me !
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating !
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Posted 6th March 2012 13:21 IP
Too little sleep last night to deal with journalists who can't file copy in decent time!
My life was in tatters because of my
obsession with the Okey-Cokey.
But I turned myself around and that's
what it's all about!
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Posted 7th March 2012 13:57 IP
Posters who think the world revolves around them 
My life was in tatters because of my
obsession with the Okey-Cokey.
But I turned myself around and that's
what it's all about!
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Posted 7th March 2012 14:19 IP
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Posters who think the world revolves around them
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It does.
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Posted 7th March 2012 16:07 IP
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Posters who think the world revolves around them
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Is ThisCharmingMan back?
You can see it, but not from here!
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Posted 7th March 2012 16:17 IP
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You mean it doesn't for me 
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Posted 7th March 2012 16:43 IP
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Is ThisCharmingMan back?
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Who?
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Posted 7th March 2012 17:10 IP
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The world revolves around the sun.
Or around Mr Sun.
Can't remember which.
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Posted 7th March 2012 17:53 IP
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Is ThisCharmingMan back?
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I'd forgotten him ! And I hope to again, very soon...
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating !
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Posted 7th March 2012 18:57 IP
He was Dick's best mate on here
Used to take an interest in every poster and never talked about himself
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Posted 7th March 2012 18:58 IP
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I'd forgotten him ! And I hope to again, very soon...
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Fond memories eh?
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Posted 7th March 2012 20:01 IP
I liked the one where Julie tried to get him off the subject of himself for a minute by talking about a bad experience she was having at work: "Sorry to hear that Jules, but in terms of what's happening to me right now..."
(He was big on the 'in terms of' topicalization. He could out-'in terms of' even Cameron, I think.)
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