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proudmommyofthree
Filthy Little Maid
Posts: 4467
Registered: Aug 2005 |
 Posted November 2nd, 2005 06:31 PM IP    
Wish granted.....................Your music is praised,your life is publicized everywhere and anywhere but during a performance your fans get so overwhelmed by the sight of their hero they pull you into the crowd and tear you to bits.
I wish I had a personal driver to take me places
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BleuTelute76
All About the Booty
Posts: 1790
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted November 4th, 2005 07:52 PM IP
Wish granted-- Unfortunately your driver likes to randomly drive on the opposite side of the road clucking and speeding like a maniac; racing towards the largest vehicle screaming "Right of weight!"
I wish it wasn't so cold...
Ah, sadness! Farewell
Undecided and faltering
Round and around merry-go-round
Ah, sadness! Hello
Forever hanging in midair
And oh, isn't it FUN
~Kozi/ Honey Vanity
http://www.loveturnedbleu.com
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proudmommyofthree
Filthy Little Maid
Posts: 4467
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted November 5th, 2005 08:15 AM IP
Wish granted but you are now sweating and becoming dehydrated and you hear a monsterous laugh.You look to the right and see a shadow approaching you."WELCOME TO HELL" he announces.
I wish I didnt have to pay bills anymore
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BleuTelute76
All About the Booty
Posts: 1790
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted November 17th, 2005 02:28 PM IP
Wish granted-- There are no bills because there is no house, electricity, water, sanitation, phone... BUT! You have a nice, leaky free cardboard box that you share with 20+ vagrants...
I wish the holidays were already over and done with...
Ah, sadness! Farewell
Undecided and faltering
Round and around merry-go-round
Ah, sadness! Hello
Forever hanging in midair
And oh, isn't it FUN
~Kozi/ Honey Vanity
http://www.loveturnedbleu.com
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meangreen
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Posted November 30th, 2005 06:45 PM IP
Wish granted -- You have all of your relatives over indefinately!
I wish I won the MegaMillions Lotto...
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pippiegal
Perfectly and Profoundly Poignant
Posts: 142
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted December 9th, 2005 05:46 PM IP
wish granted...but now the government, family, friends, and strangers are coming to tear you to pieces and theres none left for u
I wish I could quit both of my jobs
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BleuTelute76
All About the Booty
Posts: 1790
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted December 24th, 2005 03:18 AM IP
Wish granted-- now you live in a tent under the bridge near the train tracks where it floods during the winter...
I wish the holidays were over and done with and family NOT with me indefinately! 
Ah, sadness! Farewell
Undecided and faltering
Round and around merry-go-round
Ah, sadness! Hello
Forever hanging in midair
And oh, isn't it FUN
~Kozi/ Honey Vanity
http://www.loveturnedbleu.com
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thatonescrewedupchic
Puppet Master
Posts: 834
Registered: Dec 2005 |
Posted December 25th, 2005 11:42 PM IP
Granteed the Holidays are over but there will be no more ever. So you get totally stressed out from lack of vacation or anything to look forward to in your dull meaningless life you kill your self with a spork to the head at a lunch break.
I wish I would have actully gotten some money for Christmas!
HAHAH I LOVE THIS GAME! I am so glade some one brought it back!
~Dani The Great~ aka Frad
Me: Did you just hiss at me!?!
Ria: No! I was being a possum!
 I want to have Claudios hairy babies!
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forever_forgotten
Invader Vem
Posts: 913
Registered: Oct 2005 |
Posted January 4th, 2006 07:14 PM IP
you get lots of money for christmas but find out that it is so outdated that you can no longer use it.
I wish I had a cute, hiei-like(very tough, antisocial,and misunderstood,sort of demonic) boyfriend that would not cheat on me, hit me, or try and kill/eat me, and would love me forever.
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NobodysHome
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Posted January 23rd, 2006 03:27 PM IP
Wish Granted!! but he's made of resin!!
I wish I never got cramps again!!
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forever_forgotten
Invader Vem
Posts: 913
Registered: Oct 2005 |
Posted January 23rd, 2006 06:08 PM IP
granted. you now never have cramps cause you never have a period. In fact your a guy with a disfunctional penis.
I wish that I was sexy!
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proudmommyofthree
Filthy Little Maid
Posts: 4467
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted February 1st, 2006 06:51 PM IP
wish granted.You are now so sexy Right Said Fred has kidnapped you for their group.You are doomed to walk their cat walk for the rest of your life.
I wish I never had to pay bills ever again
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Priest
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Posted February 2nd, 2006 07:42 AM IP
Wish Granted... You notice after a few days though that you've started growing a bill.. you're turning into howard the duck... now you have to migrate... rely on strangers for bread crusts, and you like swimming a whole lot more, but you don't quite float properly.
I wish I had the perfect JOB!
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proudmommyofthree
Filthy Little Maid
Posts: 4467
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted February 2nd, 2006 09:06 AM IP
Wish granted.You now have the perfect job.In the mind of a bum that is.You wander the streets all day digging through garbage and sleeping on benches.Every other Saturday you perform the hula in the local park for spare change.On Wednesdays you stand in front of the local Wal-Mart and perform your version of Tiny Bubbles.
I wish I could go to England
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serialno.666
Freak Out Queen!
Posts: 431
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted February 8th, 2006 06:51 AM IP
Wish granted. You walk down the street, ring a doorbell, and a scrawny bespectacled man with a combover and a whiny disposition answers the door and introduces himself as England. He is now in love with you and won't leave you alone. He must tell you that he loves you at least 50 times a day and loves to hang onto your arm like he's your man candy.
I wish I had super powers.
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forever_forgotten
Invader Vem
Posts: 913
Registered: Oct 2005 |
Posted February 9th, 2006 07:16 PM IP
granted. Your super power once it spreads through its victim, it breaks the thing down. By that I mean that it separates the things molecular bonds, breaking it down into its base elements. And since elements are too small to be seen, it gives the effect of the thing 'disappearing' under your touch.....but like a looking glass there are two parts to this image There is the real self and then there is the projected one. The projected image is what you do to others with this power, the 'breaking down of the elemental bonds'. The flip side however, is what the 'energy' you possess is doing to you. The 'real self' of this energy, is far more awful for you, then your victims Even if you never use the energy again, just that you carry it inside you, having to contain it within the delicate skin of a human is enough. What the energy does to others, it also does to you. Though at a snails pace in comparison It is now constantly breaking down molecular and elemental bonds with in your body. Now, normally this happens anyways to all of us, it's called 'aging'. But in your case, it's accelerated by the energy doing it as well. Your body can't repair all the damage fast enough But it will accelerate the aging of your body so much, that you will lose about 20-30 years of your life.
I wish that I was a cute guy with no health problems.
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stoopidpreacher
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Posted February 20th, 2006 10:18 PM IP
Wish granted, but suddenly the air of vanity in you begins to grow and takes over your mind and your soul, leaving you a hollow shell of what you once were.
I wish I could write for a living, and make alotta casholla. :p
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BleuTelute76
All About the Booty
Posts: 1790
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted February 24th, 2006 01:57 AM IP
:devilbat Wish granted... Congratulations on your salary! You are THE writer to hire to bring back t.v.'s most brain damaging shows-- You brought back the popularity (and added to it 3 fold) of Power Rangers, Saved by the Bell, Small Wonder and BARNEY! ...and that's just listing a few. :damned:
I wish my car wasn't so expensive to repair...
Ah, sadness! Farewell
Undecided and faltering
Round and around merry-go-round
Ah, sadness! Hello
Forever hanging in midair
And oh, isn't it FUN
~Kozi/ Honey Vanity
http://www.loveturnedbleu.com
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Stoopid Preacher
Mediocre Extraordinaire!
Posts: 10176
Registered: Nov 2006 |
Posted November 8th, 2007 04:05 PM IP
Wish granted - but now, due to the jealousy this causes in other drivers, you are continuously rammed on the roads, leading to you needing a new car altogether. :p
I wish my job wasn't so stressful!
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Rose Red
Subculture Hero
Posts: 161
Registered: Nov 2007 |
Posted November 15th, 2007 11:59 AM IP
Wish granted, but you have been demoted to tea-boy... traipsing about all day after pompous prats with copious pinchs of your bum and threats of bumming ;O)
I wish I had no debts!
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Stoopid Preacher
Mediocre Extraordinaire!
Posts: 10176
Registered: Nov 2006 |
Posted November 15th, 2007 12:02 PM IP
Wish granted. But now the people who you were in debt too are suddenly beyond happy with you and are beginning to stalk you each night, peeking through your window with more of those eeeevil FORMS! :p
I wish my back didn't hurt.
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Rose Red
Subculture Hero
Posts: 161
Registered: Nov 2007 |
Posted November 15th, 2007 03:52 PM IP
It doesnt hurt any more but those loving massages your other half gave you every night have stopped as she doesnt see any point any more ;o) You retreat into a corner in a major huffy!
I wish I knew the answer to the 'Is there anything after this' question
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Stoopid Preacher
Mediocre Extraordinaire!
Posts: 10176
Registered: Nov 2006 |
Posted November 15th, 2007 04:34 PM IP
Wish Granted. Though the answer is so insanely massive and complex that it causes you one hundred sleepless nights and everyone becomes very much afraid of your obsession with breaking the code. You finally understand the answer, and it simply means...."I dunno".
I wish I had financial safety for the rest of my life.
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mother5earth
The Original Wicked Witch of the West
Posts: 2635
Registered: Jul 2005 |
Posted November 15th, 2007 05:46 PM IP
Wish granted....but you become so obsessed with someone trying to take it away, you board yourself up in your home with no light or life and you go crazy from lonelyness!
I wish we could get the whole house remodeled at the same time, insead of room by room!
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Stoopid Preacher
Mediocre Extraordinaire!
Posts: 10176
Registered: Nov 2006 |
Posted January 17th, 2008 01:11 AM IP
Wish granted - but the house is remodeled by someone with awful taste and a body odour that sticks around for years causing you nonstop vomiting and discomfort. :p (Sowwy)
I wish all my stresses and worries were GONE!
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BleuTelute76
All About the Booty
Posts: 1790
Registered: Aug 2005 |
Posted January 17th, 2008 02:42 AM IP
Granted!
You Sir, are rockin' that lobotomy scar like the "IT" fashion accessory of 2008!
I wish it was easier to get rid of artists' block.
Ah, sadness! Farewell
Undecided and faltering
Round and around merry-go-round
Ah, sadness! Hello
Forever hanging in midair
And oh, isn't it FUN
~Kozi/ Honey Vanity
http://www.loveturnedbleu.com
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