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Ninja Bot
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 Posted January 10th, 2006 08:34 PM IP   
(Also waits for script while agreeing with everything said so far)
Sage, a review of Metroid Fusion would be very useful as the Studios' Video Game Review section is kind of deserted ever since my Jak and Daxter review.
Master Chief
Stoic and proud, you work well with a team, but are better on your own. You love technology and exotic locales, but often are left to your own devices. Keep the helmet on, you look cooler.
 
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Chasm
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Posted January 11th, 2006 06:49 PM IP
Feh. Sorry this is taking so long (I have lots of homework)
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Posted January 11th, 2006 08:29 PM IP
Understanable. And I'll be more than willing to DESTROY ANY WHO DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!....Wait, if I destroy them, then we run out of writers.......Never mind then.
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The Sage of Light
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Posted January 12th, 2006 05:38 PM IP
Hee... I'm like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair... Wait... HOW DID THE RANDOM TITLE KNOW THAT? I'm not called Hairy Larry for no reason. *Rambles off*
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Posted January 13th, 2006 08:42 PM IP
Thanks for waiting...just a little longer, hopefully, but I thought I'd show all you guys who have been hanging around the begining. So...yeah. Hopefully you can see where I'm going.
(Title goes here)
Episode I : Hyper-Dimensional Crap
(Mario and Luigi’s House, The Mushroom Kingdom)
(Mario, Luigi and Toad are sitting on a couch, watching TV)
Mario: OH MY GOD. I didn’t see that coming.
Luigi: Yes you did. You’ve seen that episode twice.
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: Twice TODAY.
Mario: I don’t believe you. I’ve never seen this show before. It’s the first episode. They said so at the beginning.
Luigi: It is the first episode. They’re just showing it again and again. It’s called an “encore” presentation.
Toad: Wow. This is pretty ironic, I mean, talking about pilot episodes for a show that doesn’t exist in the pilot for a show that isn’t actually a show. I mean, whoa.
(Everyone looks around awkwardly, avoiding looking at the camera)
Toad: Hehe. Yeah. Uh, I’m gonna go use the bathroom now…
(walks offscreen)
(Luigi and Mario continue staring at the TV, their eyes glazed over and occasionally drinking cans of soda)
Toad: OH GOD! WHAT IS THIS? HE-HELLLP! AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
Mario: I could really make a bad joke about him taking a monster dump right now, but I’d like to think I’m above that level of maturity.
Luigi: Mm-hmm.
Toad: IT IS THE PORTAL TO HELL! AAAAAAHHHHH!
Mario: (eyes twitching) must…resist…laughing…
Toad: I CAN’T HOLD ON ANY LONGER! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Mario: (veins bulging out on his forehead) eh…heh…heh…
Luigi: Oh, for the love of god. (walks over to bathroom door) Can you be a little more quiet in there? Some of us aren’t actually interested in your excretions.
Toad: SAVE YOURSELVES! AAAAAAAHHH…(noise like someone being ripped apart as they enter a black hole)
Mario: (walking up to Luigi) I need to use the bathroom. Is there anyone in there?
Luigi: Aside from a naked from the waist down, mushroom-headed midget who’s most likely just destroyed his bowel system, no one.
Mario: Meh. I’ve seen worse. (kicks down door)
Mario and Luigi: (gasp dramatically)
Ten minutes later…
(Cuts to a woman in a TV news studio)
Woman: Hello, and welcome back to channel 23 News. We’ve just received word that some sort of portal to another dimension, or possibly an alternate universe or Hell, has opened in the famous Mario Bros’ toilet. We now go to ace reporter Jerry Smith, live at the scene.
Reporter: Uh, my name’s not Jerry Smith.
Woman: Well, I don’t really give a crap.
Reporter: (visibly annoyed) Speaking of crap, that was a pretty friggin’ lame human interest story you did yesterday. I mean, damn. Seriously, no one cares about crippled orphans. That’s why they’re still ORPHANS.
Woman: (standing up angrily) Oh yeah? If you don’t shut the hell up right now, I’m gonna cripple you and kill your parents. Maybe then YOU’LL KNOW HOW IT FEELS!
Reporter: Shut up you old hag. Your makeup’s peeling off.
Woman: YOU’LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
Reporter: FINE! THEN MAYBE I’LL JUST TELL THE WORLD ON LIVE TV YOU’RE ACTUALLY 63 YEARS OLD!
Woman: (draws an enormous katana out from under the news desk) LET’S GO, FAT BOY!
(Screen cuts off, “Technical Difficulties” sign appears)
Laugh track: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted January 14th, 2006 04:51 AM IP
Cool...
This sorts out all the stuff about how different people will appear, so these holes open in all the games universes then...
Who's gonna write number two?
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
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Posted January 14th, 2006 05:23 PM IP
Well, I thought of someone that might be funny to put in this but I'm gonna wait to see what else Chasm has in store for us as this is only the beginning.
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The Sage of Light
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Posted January 15th, 2006 10:36 AM IP
Heh. That made me laugh. I agree with Ninja Bot. *Vanishes back into his own mind trying to think of stuff*
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Posted January 16th, 2006 08:44 AM IP
If everything works out the 1st one may be finished by today...
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Posted January 16th, 2006 11:25 AM IP
Whoo!
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Posted January 16th, 2006 06:06 PM IP
And, now, I've found something that for some reason made me think of the story so far. here it is. http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/girtarted.php
Gir is so awesome. I want to see Invader Zim... Nick is hateful.
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Posted January 16th, 2006 06:24 PM IP
HAHA! DONE! 1,777 words long. Check it...
(Title goes here)
Episode I : Hyper-Dimensional Crap
(Mario and Luigi’s House, The Mushroom Kingdom)
(Mario, Luigi and Toad are sitting on a couch, watching TV)
Mario: OH MY GOD. I didn’t see that coming.
Luigi: Yes you did. You’ve seen that episode twice.
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: Twice TODAY.
Mario: I don’t believe you. I’ve never seen this show before. It’s the first episode. They said so at the beginning.
Luigi: It is the first episode. They’re just showing it again and again. It’s called an “encore” presentation.
Toad: Wow. This is pretty ironic, I mean, talking about pilot episodes for a show that doesn’t exist in the pilot for a show that isn’t actually a show. I mean, whoa.
(Everyone looks around awkwardly, avoiding looking at the camera)
Toad: Hehe. Yeah. Uh, I’m gonna go use the bathroom now…
(walks offscreen)
(Luigi and Mario continue staring at the TV, their eyes glazed over and occasionally drinking cans of soda)
Toad: OH GOD! WHAT IS THIS? HE-HELLLP! AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
Mario: I could really make a bad joke about him taking a monster dump right now, but I’d like to think I’m above that level of maturity.
Luigi: Mm-hmm.
Toad: IT IS THE PORTAL TO HELL! AAAAAAHHHHH!
Mario: (eyes twitching) must…resist…laughing…
Toad: I CAN’T HOLD ON ANY LONGER! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Mario: (veins bulging out on his forehead) eh…heh…heh…
Luigi: Oh, for the love of god. (walks over to bathroom door) Can you be a little more quiet in there? Some of us aren’t actually interested in your excretions.
Toad: SAVE YOURSELVES! AAAAAAAHHH…(noise like someone being ripped apart as they enter a black hole)
Mario: (walking up to Luigi) I need to use the bathroom. Is there anyone in there?
Luigi: Aside from a naked from the waist down, mushroom-headed midget who’s most likely just destroyed his bowel system, no one.
Mario: Meh. I’ve seen worse. (kicks down door)
Mario and Luigi: (gasp dramatically)
Ten minutes later…
(Cuts to a woman in a TV news studio)
Woman: Hello, and welcome back to channel 23 News. We’ve just received word that some sort of portal to another dimension, or possibly an alternate universe or Hell, has opened in the famous Mario Bros’ toilet. We now go to ace reporter Jerry Smith, live at the scene.
Reporter: Uh, my name’s not Jerry Smith.
Woman: Well, I don’t really give a crap.
Reporter: (visibly annoyed) Speaking of crap, that was a pretty friggin’ lame human interest story you did yesterday. I mean, damn. Seriously, no one cares about crippled orphans. That’s why they’re still ORPHANS.
Woman: (standing up angrily) Oh yeah? If you don’t shut the hell up right now, I’m gonna cripple you and kill your parents. Maybe then YOU’LL KNOW HOW IT FEELS!
Reporter: Shut up you old hag. Your makeup’s peeling off.
Woman: YOU’LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
Reporter: FINE! THEN MAYBE I’LL JUST TELL THE WORLD ON LIVE TV YOU’RE ACTUALLY 63 YEARS OLD!
Woman: (draws an enormous katana out from under the news desk) LET’S GO, FAT BOY!
(Screen cuts off, “Technical Difficulties” sign appears)
Laugh track: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(technical difficulties sign disappears, a different camera starts up)
Other Reporter: (gesturing at a pile of blood and gore behind him) And so ends our report on the insane massacre at channel 23 news. We now return to our original news story.
Reporter 3: Thanks, Bob. As you might remember if you have an attention span longer than a goldfish, we were investigating what in god’s name is going on in the Mario Bros.’s toilet. (begins to walk towards the house.) Apparently, some sort of vortex recently opened in their toilet, and has been sucking people and bathroom supplies in at an increasing rate (walks inside house) Experts are puzzled, and in fact we shall be meeting with one shortly to see if he has any explanation for what is going on here (opens door to the restroom and walks in) And here we are. (restroom is filled with a sucking noise, and a tube of tooth paste flies into the toilet.)
Chasm: (pockets overflowing with forks and spoons) Ah, here you are. I was just stealing some silverware until you arrived.
Reporter 3: An excellent hobby. So, professor Chasm, what subjects do you major in?
Chasm: Intra-toilet physics of warp travel and unnecessary cameoing.
Reporter 3: Alright. So, what’s going on here? (camera points at the toilet, which we can now see has a swirling golden vortex inside of it)
Chasm: Well, as far as I can tell, it is simply a portal, a door, if you will, to other worlds. Theoretically, this could transport someone anywhere across the universe.
Reporter 3: Fascinating. Well, why did it suddenly pop up here?
Chasm: If my hypothesis is correct, and I’m pretty damn sure that it is, it has always been here, but some sort of recent event has caused it to grow to this more noticeable size.
Reporter 3: So then, for years the Marios have been taking dumps that land somewhere else, stinking up a different world. Is that right?
Chasm: Yes, it is correct.
Reporter 3: I meant ethically.
(scene cuts to the reporter interviewing Mario)
Reporter 3: What was it like to discover that your toilet was a gateway to other lands or worlds?
Mario: I doubt it’s anything important. If it was, there’d have been some sort of fight scene with a giant monster or secret government agency trying to cover it up, to try and reclaim the viewers’ interest or something. No, my guess is that this is nothing but a run-of-the mill fracture in reality.
Reporter 3: …
Mario: Wait, am I supposed to be stupid in this series? There’s so many I forget from time to time.
Reporter: (nods)
Mario: Damn. Umm…uh…CHEESE!
Laugh Track: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Luigi: (running in) Mario! Dude! There’s a bunch of guys in sunglasses and suits out front who say they’re from the secret government agency “Majestic” and they want us to hand over the toilet!
Mario: I don’t care.
Luigi: Also, he said something about eliminating all witnesses.
Agent: (walking in) Damn right. (pulls out a gun) Now, I am going to count down from 10 before I shoot you. A short enough period of time that it’s tense, but long enough that something miraculous could happen easily and save you.
Mario: Mamma Mia!
Agent: 10…9…8…7…
Reporter: Why does 10 seconds take so long?
Agent: 6…5…4…3…
Luigi: Oh, nooo…
Agent: 2…1…
(suddenly, a burst of golden light issues from the toilet and an enormous red dragon flies out, looking startled. It destroys the ceiling and falls on top of the agent. A large cracking noise is heard)
Mario: saw it coming.
Agent: (gasping) Remember…me…as a…generic…character…(dies)
Dragon: (roars, incinerates a house further down the road)
Chasm: (running up) Mario, dude! You’ve gotta do something about this horrendous beast! It’ll destroy the city!
Luigi: Hey, I thought you were just supposed to be a short cameo.
Chasm: Yeah, well, I was stealing your appliances too (pockets are overflowing with portable heaters and what looks like a faucet)
Luigi: I don’t want to freaking know.
Mario: All right! With my super jumping, Luigi’s super jumping, and Chasm’s…uh…
Chasm: I got 5 feet on the high jump once.
Mario: Whatever. Anyways, we can defeat any opponent with the power of TEAMWORK!
Chasm: (leaving) I’m out of here.
Luigi: Mario, if you ever say those words again, I swear I will kill you.
Mario: Sorry. Well, shall we senselessly fight this enormous dragon-thing?
Luigi: Do we have a choice?
Mario: BANZAI! (leaps at the dragon and bounces off it’s back harmlessly)
Luigi: Well, that obviously didn’t work.
Mario: Right. Resist my jumping abilities, will you? Take this! (shoves out his fist and a fireball impacts the dragon, also not doing anything)
Luigi: …
Mario: (panting) A fireball doesn’t hurt a creature that can store fire in its stomach? Who knew?
Luigi: (batted away by an enormous claw) AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Mario: (scratching chin thoughtfully) How can I beat this monstrosity? Basic violence has no effect on him! Think, Mario, think! C’mon…
Dragon: (Roars and shoots a burst of flame that destroys another house)
Mario: This isn’t helping as much as I thought it would.
Dragon: (steps on a innocent bystander)
Mario: AHA! Water beats fire! So a fire based creature would be weak to water… now where can I find a convenient yet extremely high-power source of water…
(camera pans back to reveal a fire hydrant three feet directly in front of Mario)
Mario: THAT’S IT!
Reporter: WHAT?!
Mario: I’LL URINATE ON HIM!
Reporter: (shakes head before being incinerated by a huge burst of flame)
Mario: No…I may be messed up, but there have already been way too many toilet jokes in this episode…hmm…
Dragon: (raises foot above Mario)
Mario: (catching sight of fire hydrant at last) AHA! (runs over and pulls out a wrench, opening the fire hydrant.) TASTE THE DEADLIEST SUBSTANCE ON EARTH, MONSTER…H2O! (water spews from the fire hydrant and into the dragon’s conveniently open mouth. The dragon looks startled as it swallows the water jet and explodes for no reason)
Mario: (spins around and puts his fingers in the victory symbol) WOO-HOO!
A week later…
(Mario and Luigi are sitting in their house, watching TV again. The roof is missing and Luigi’s arm is in a sling)
Mario: And then, I was like: EAT WATER, BEEOTCH! And the dragon exploded for no real reason!
Luigi: Yeah, I’ve kind of heard that story before. About a hundred times today, actually.
Mario: I know. I’m just using it to annoy you because you envy how I’m always the one recognized for saving the kingdom.
Luigi: (growls, crushing his soda can in his fist)
Mario: But anyways, don’t you think we should do something about that warp hole in our toilet?
Luigi: Eh. I don’t think anything else crazy will happen for a while. Our author’s totally out of ideas so he’s going to get other people to write for him while he takes the credit. And since those peoples’ tastes are different, and there is now a possibility to bring any freaking character you want anywhere, AS THERE ARE PROBABLY OTHER WARP HOLES, I doubt we’ll do anything big for a while. In fact, I’d bet this will be the only time in the series that we’re the main characters.
Mario: Oh. That’s good…I guess.
(both fidget uncomfortably)
(screen turns black and credits appear)
Written, produced, directed and publicized by: Chasm
Starring, in order of appearance, Mario, Luigi, Toad, several assorted reporters, Chasm, unnamed Agent, and George Clooney as the Dragon.
THE END
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Posted January 17th, 2006 12:12 PM IP
Brilliant.
I WANT TO WRITE ONE!
PWEASE!
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
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Posted January 17th, 2006 03:03 PM IP
Freaking awesome! *Tries to think, but needs a brain to do that*
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Posted January 17th, 2006 03:54 PM IP
Umm...okay, sure, anyone who wants to can join, as I said earlier. Last things to clear up, though..
1. This series needs a title, and
2. If someone could talk ProZD into setting up a seperate area in the Literaray Showcase area for the series, that would be great...
Any help here?
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Posted January 17th, 2006 04:38 PM IP
Aha. I'm finally useful! I have an embarassing photo of ProZD and Richard Nixon back during his first presidency term.....And by that I mean I talk to him a lot so the chances of me bringing it up are bound to come about. Anyway, you've outdone yourself in humor (referring to Night of the Mustoshies). I only hope my addition can hold a light to this....whenever it is that I can write.
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Posted January 17th, 2006 05:38 PM IP
Whee! That just leaves the problem of a title...any thoughts?
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Posted January 17th, 2006 07:20 PM IP
Hmmm....I was thinking Plague (pronounced Play-goo) of Babies just to come up with something completely random (as well as an Invader Zim episode) or Interdimensional Crap of Doom (and Despair). Other than that steaming pile, I've got nothing.
Also, I know it sounds conceited and cheat worthy but is it possible for any of us to call a series or two to write for? Cause I play few video games series and only two or three would really work for me while everything else would be me just taking shots in the dark....Also, I have a few funny ideas for them. So can anyone agree on a calling thing or do you think it'd be possible for us to do a series even after someone has already done one? I can really go any of the three ways but if I can get the two series I'm thinking of, I'd be golden and actually able to help the series.
PS- I didn't contact ProZD yet as he hasn't been on but I should probably be PMing or emailing him....NOW!
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Posted January 17th, 2006 11:10 PM IP
Hmm... Maybe something like "Assembly of Destruction" or something like that.
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Posted January 18th, 2006 11:07 AM IP
How about "NO MORE CUSTARD PIES!" or "Craziness Reigns".
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
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Posted January 18th, 2006 10:09 PM IP
Couple of things today. First off, I PM'd ProZD about our section problem the other day. I think ProZD is on board for giving us our story a section of its own in the Showcase but first....he has to have a clue as to what it is we want. Since I THINK I know what you were talking about Chasm, I explained it more thoroughly so we'll have to see if he understands (Studios Main Page --> Literary Showcase --> Title of our story where an author name should be --> Episode list with names of writers next to their links). Is that what you were looking for?
As for the name, all I know is that it should either be completely random or maybe make it sound really cool and mysterious only to have our episode. Perhaps "Banana Dance Variety Show" or "Secrets of the Dandelion" for random (that second one is said in a grave, serious voice for extra effect). A serious one could be "Shadows of Armaggedon" and the BAM! Sit-com. Anyway.....DIBS ON SONIC AND MORTAL KOMBAT IF DIBS ARE ALLOWED! (sorry, they're the only games I play so I kind of need them)
PS- If you haven't noticed from the Interviews and Business Trips Suxxor! threads, I'll be gone for at least the remainder of this week and then probably most of next week so try to keep the ship that did anything but build afloat while I'm gone. There should be maybe a weekend and maybe a Tuesday that I'm definately able to get on but that's assuming I'm lucky...which I'm not.
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Posted January 19th, 2006 11:17 AM IP
I like 'Secrets of the Dandelion'.
It's just so... funny.
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
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Posted January 19th, 2006 05:17 PM IP
I like the "Banana Dance Variety Show" because of the song and other inside jokes with my friends.
Quote: You know, I never used to know how to spell bananas until that song came out...
-Sara from my school.
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Posted January 20th, 2006 11:21 AM IP
"Treasures of the secret Muffin."
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
Steven Moffat
Yes, he's taking over Doctor Who in 2010. YEEESSSS!
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The Sage of Light
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Registered: Sep 2005 |
Posted January 20th, 2006 06:20 PM IP
"Bacon in the Soap"
Quote:
Zim: GIR!!! WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?!?!
Gir: I made it myself!
RAWR, I'M A FIRE DRAGON... But not a flamer, at least XD
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Chasm
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Registered: Oct 2005 |
Posted January 20th, 2006 06:23 PM IP
Excelent work NB! Fantasterific! You've hit the nail on the buttocks correctly! I should check this thread more often...........................yeah.
As for a title, maybe something more along the lines of the HJKL...i don't know must run toodles!
back with a vengeance!!...or not
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Ninja Bot
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Registered: Nov 2004 |
Posted January 21st, 2006 12:28 AM IP
I just talked to ProZD. He says he's up for the idea. Bring up any complaints you have after seeing how it's executed and I'll bring it up with ProZD. Of course, we'll need to make episodes first. And by the looks of it we're going with a title that has nothing to do with anything so let's see what I've got:
Sir Happy Pants' Super Show
PSA League
Infomercial Hour
Annoying Puppet Jamborie
CAUTION! DO NOT READ!
Break-In 3: Not As Conductive Bugaloo
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Master Chief
Stoic and proud, you work well with a team, but are better on your own. You love technology and exotic locales, but often are left to your own devices. Keep the helmet on, you look cooler.
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The Sage of Light
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Posts: 3211
Registered: Sep 2005 |
Posted January 21st, 2006 05:31 PM IP
Okay. I say we vote on it. And I hope that more than just a couple vote... So, here are all of the titles.
Sir Happy Pants' Super Show
PSA League
Infomercial Hour
Annoying Puppet Jamborie
CAUTION! DO NOT READ!
Break-In 3: Not As Conductive Bugaloo
Bacon in the Soap
Treasures of the secret Muffin
Banana Dance Variety Show
'Secrets of the Dandelion'
NO MORE CUSTARD PIES!"
Craziness Reigns
Plague (pronounced Play-goo) of Babies
Interdimensional Crap of Doom (and Despair).
Assembly of Destruction
The Day the Plot Stood Still (By Ludwiggy. The others are all from the posts)
Note: EVERYONE who has posted in this thread will have to vote on one (MIN) or two (MAX) for them to move on to the next level. It's like Survivor, only in reverse. The ones voted for will move to the next round. AND BEGIN!
I vote for:
The Day the Plot Stood Still
Assembly of Destruction.
RAWR, I'M A FIRE DRAGON... But not a flamer, at least XD
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Ninja Bot
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Registered: Nov 2004 |
Posted January 21st, 2006 05:39 PM IP
I like Interdimensional Crap of Doom (and Despair) and Treasures of the Secret Muffin.
Master Chief
Stoic and proud, you work well with a team, but are better on your own. You love technology and exotic locales, but often are left to your own devices. Keep the helmet on, you look cooler.
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