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TheTwig
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Posts: 2902
Registered: May 2005 |
 Posted October 17th, 2006 12:08 PM IP   
Like yeah, forget that last trailer.
That story isn't happening. This one is instead, on request of Sage.
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*12th Twig is sitting in the console room. He is talking to his companion.*
Twig: If you had lived as long as I had, you'd know all about emotions. If you'd have everybody you know and love die... and you just go on...
*The screen flashes. It is a stormy night on a strange planet. There is a giant city on the horizon. We zoom into the city, through its streets and alleyways, until we reach a square in the center of it.*
*It seems peaceful. Then, suddenly, there is a massive surge of light above the center and the TARDIS appears, glowing slightly. It falls to the ground, slamming into the pavement door side down.*
*We change scene. We're in a strange workshop with various parts of a TARDIS on the desk, and the familiar Blue Box TARDIS of The Twig standing up in the corner. Its doors slam open, and the 6th Twig steps out.*
Twig: Agh... my head... What happened? Why do I feel odd? Why is my voice different? What are thes- wow. I've regenerated. How long ago? Well don't ask me, how should I know? Don't you patronise me! Who are you? I'm The Twig! No, I'm The Twig! Wow, maybe my fifth personality is conflicting with my sixth. Damn straight! Yes, that seems to settle that matter. AAH!
*The Twig crumples to the floor.*
~ Live and Let Die and Let Die and Let Die Yet Again (Working Title)~
~A Sixth Twig and Sixth Lawrencio Tale~
*Flash to Lawrencio sitting in a pub with his friends*
Lawrencio: Oh, god, you're right.
~Coming Soon~
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
Steven Moffat
Yes, he's taking over Doctor Who in 2010. YEEESSSS!
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Ninja Bot
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Posted October 22nd, 2006 03:02 PM IP
You know what's weird, I JUST read the first chapter before reading this. Isn't that strange? Well, I have to say that the first chapter and this trailer don't seem to be telling the same story. I recognize the square but I thought the story was supposed to be about Twig 12, not having him recall what happened....Say, are you ripping off my reality TV show angle as seen in MKM?
Master Chief
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TheTwig
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Posted October 27th, 2006 12:01 PM IP
No, but if you read the trailer, it's the 12th Twig talking about the 6th Twig's adventures.
Haven't you noticed that Twig 12 seems to be the one recordingh all of it? The Databanks were supposedly collected by Twig 12, and most of the other trailers and such were preceded by Twg 12 talking. This is a Sixth Twig and Sixth Lawrencio story.
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
Steven Moffat
Yes, he's taking over Doctor Who in 2010. YEEESSSS!
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TheTwig
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Posts: 2902
Registered: May 2005 |
Posted February 2nd, 2007 11:25 AM IP
[The Extratus may have ended...]
*Cut to 8th Twig standing in a field, on Earth*
[But nothing could prepare him for this.]
*A Tree Shaped TARDIS materialises before him, slowly. Six Time Lords get out.*
The Twig: Ah, the mighty Aeurit Timekeepers.
TL 3: Twig, we need your help.
The Twig: What did you say? I'm an outcast, remember, the literal he-who-must-not-be-named. What, I've been reading lots of Harry Potter lately.
TL 6: We need you to stop the Extratus.
The Twig: ...No.
TL 4: We have David.
The Twig: So you're blackmailing me?
TL 2: Yes.
The Twig: ... What do you want me to do?
[The Extratus may have ended...]
*Location: Twig's TARDIS*
*Twig is standing at the scanner screen, with TL 1 on screen. His hand is over a previously covered up switch.*
TL 1: Twig, don't do it.
The Twig: Do you know who I am?
TL 1: Nobody does, you know that.
The Twig: Then I'll say... but I doubt you'll understand.
TL 1: I can try.
The Twig: You do that, Pheona. You do that.
[But The Extratus has yet to truly begin...]
[EXTRATUS 2: TIMELORD]
[Coming after All's Fair]
The Twig: I was never- *Screen suddenly turns black*
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
Steven Moffat
Yes, he's taking over Doctor Who in 2010. YEEESSSS!
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Ninja Bot
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Posts: 4148
Registered: Nov 2004 |
Posted February 2nd, 2007 08:24 PM IP
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Some closure for this Extratus story! And what's your mysterious past? It's obviously not coshure but what possibly terrofying thing could it be that it led to you being an outcast in your species' society? I can't wait for this one....And at the same time, it makes me realize that I should be writing SS3...Man I've got to stop screwing around with that.
PS- What's "All's Fair?" Is that the current Twig 6 story or something else?
Master Chief
Stoic and proud, you work well with a team, but are better on your own. You love technology and exotic locales, but often are left to your own devices. Keep the helmet on, you look cooler.
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TheTwig
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Posted February 3rd, 2007 04:25 AM IP
All's Fair is LALDALDAAA, I've renamed it for simplicity. Plus, it's a better title.
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
Steven Moffat
Yes, he's taking over Doctor Who in 2010. YEEESSSS!
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Ninja Bot
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Posted February 6th, 2007 10:24 AM IP
I think "Stinky Pile of Poo" would have been a better title...it was also the original name of the sandwich according to Time Squad.
Master Chief
Stoic and proud, you work well with a team, but are better on your own. You love technology and exotic locales, but often are left to your own devices. Keep the helmet on, you look cooler.
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The Sage of Light
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Registered: Sep 2005 |
Posted February 9th, 2007 03:18 PM IP
Because the Earl of Sandwich loved his mother's maiden name.
RAWR, I'M A FIRE DRAGON... But not a flamer, at least XD
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TheTwig
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Posts: 2902
Registered: May 2005 |
Posted April 7th, 2008 03:23 PM IP
NECROTRAILERPOST!
[He was known as a magician. A bloody good one, too.]
{Scene: A Victorian looking street, a man called Elwood is standing on a makeshift stage}
Elwood: "Gather up ladies and gents; a once in a lifetime show!"
{We move to see a man in a purple suit (GUESS WHO!) looking at the stage. Elwood notices him...}
Elwood: Crap. {Elwood vanishes, and the purple suited man follows suit.}
Man in Crowd: "Wow, that was bloody impressive. I always said that Elwood bloke was a bloody good magician."
[But some things just don't stay simple.]
{A white laboratory; the Purple Suited Man is standing talking to Elwood}
Alan: "We are the History Prevention Agency. We stop history from taking its predetermined course."
Elwood: "Why?"
Alan: "Because in true history, everybody dies a slow, painful death. Burning into oblivion."
Other Man: "Plus, that real 'istory is a little boring, y'see."
Alan: "That too."
[Things aren't always going to go well for those who could have stopped their own past.]
Elwood: "Who are you, Alan? Damnit, just who?"
Alan: "I'm God. Oh, don't look at me like that. More precisely, I'm the last God. I'm alone."
Elwood: "..."
Alan: "Well?"
Elwood: "That sucks."
{A Shadowy Room}
Female Voice: "Are we clear on how history must run?"
Other Voice: "Yes, Matron, wipe the HPA from time, badda bing badda boom, history is working again."
Female Voice: "Good."
Other Voice: "Can we now get onto more important matters, like the lack of cookies?"
Female Voice: "I'm sorry?"
Other Voice: "The HPA have cookies. We don't. Why? Do bad guys not deserve cookies?"
Female Voice: "We have no NEED of cookies! Also, will somebody PLEASE open the blinds?!"
[Coming Soon to your Computerbox...]
[The History Prevention Agency: Chips of Time]
{A Fish and Chips shop. Alan and the Matron are sitting down at one table. Alan is eating, the Matron is not.}
Alan: "Y'know... these are some DAMN GOOD chips. Yummy."
[COMING SOON.]
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
Steven Moffat
Yes, he's taking over Doctor Who in 2010. YEEESSSS!
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Ninja Bot
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Posted April 7th, 2008 09:58 PM IP
Heh heh heh...Normally I'd be enraged at the prospect of a necropost but that was DAMN GOOD humor. Only thing is, I can't help but see the guys who want to keep history the same as the good guys even though they referred to themselves as the contrary. The Matron wants to keep history as is, right? Or does she want to rewrite it for the worse whereas the HPA wants to rewrite it for the better?
Master Chief
Stoic and proud, you work well with a team, but are better on your own. You love technology and exotic locales, but often are left to your own devices. Keep the helmet on, you look cooler.
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TheTwig
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Posted April 8th, 2008 04:34 AM IP
If history was allowed to run its natural course, everything in the universe burns (somehow. Not quite worked that aspect out yet. XD) and has a horrible, horrible death.
The HPA wanna keep everybody alive, whilst The Matron's lot want to keep history as it is - which could indeed be construed as the good side - but they are also fully aware that everybody dies if history goes 'according to plan'.
History has, however, an annoying habit of 'snapping' back into place, so the HPA is constantly trying to work out what points do what to the eventual timeline. Effectively, all they can do at the moment is push back this eventual apocalypse.
Yeeeees, humour, I do enjoy writing books that could be seriou but then jump to ludicrous. It's fun!
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
Steven Moffat
Yes, he's taking over Doctor Who in 2010. YEEESSSS!
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TheTwig
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Posts: 2902
Registered: May 2005 |
Posted September 22nd, 2008 02:24 PM IP
ANOTHERNECROTRAILERPOST XD (I should stop writing trailers and start writing novels, damnit!)
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[The camera pans across a barren landscape, battered by rain. There are a few dead trees, but very little else other than rocks. As we pan across this desolate place, a city creeps in from the left hand side. Captions at the bottom of the screen read:]
~Earth, 2248~
[We suddenly zoom into the city, through streets and alleys. In the rain, the plastic city seems to glow a beautiful yellow. We see a few people as we zoom deeper into the city, all wearing glowing yellow hazard suits, but generally happy. We stop outside a decrepid looking building.]
~The Offices of Orson Pulstaff, Detective~
[A man walks into frame, not wearing a hazard suit. Instead, he carries merely an umbrella made of the same material, and on himself he wears jeans and a t-shirt with the slogan :'Time Travel is SO Last Week' on it. He is in his late 30s/early 40s.]
"Home again, home again... ooh, a message."
[He opens the door, and wanders into the building. Indeed, the answering machine is beeping. He pushes the button.]
"Orson?! ORSON, it's Tom. I'm stuck in a brothel, I can't ge-" [He pushes a button.]
[The same voice] "Orson, please pick u-" [Button again.]
[Another voice.] "Orson, this is Major Biggs." [Orson snickers] "Don't snicker at that, you've heard my name a hundre- anyway, important news. Well, important... dangerous news. Orson... Jon Wilthen's been murdered."
[Orson stops dead in his tracks.] "Shit."
"Yes, shit indeed. Orson... we need your help again. I know you don't like to work for Ground Control but this time... well, just think about it, please."
[Orson sits down at the table. He pauses for a few minutes. He picks up the phone.]
"Tom?"
[Phone conversation noises.]
"The Smexy Pussycat? I'll be right there."
[He slams the phone down, gathers his umbrella again, and rushes out. We zoom back out through the window, through the alleys, through the streets, through the buildings, through the boroughs, back to outside in the desolation. All is calm for a few moments... then a massive ball of blue energy engulfs the top of one of the many skyscrapers.]
[Orson, Voiceover] "Well... that can't be good."
[Screen cuts to black]
~Just Playing This Game~
~An Orson Pulstaff Tale~
~Coming 2009~
There are three ways of dealing with time travel in Doctor Who (you might want to print this out for future use.)
1. Look, it's just a story, time travel is completely impossible, the whole thing's a farrago of lies, ooh, look at those monsters.
2. Time can only sometimes be rewritten, and the Doctor has a vast and terrible Time Brain that allows him to see when events can be altered and when they are fixed, but for us mere mortals, such insight would turn our brains to soup, ooh, look at those monsters.
3. Ooh, look at those monsters!
I like 3. It's quicker.
Steven Moffat
Yes, he's taking over Doctor Who in 2010. YEEESSSS!
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Posted September 23rd, 2008 05:24 PM IP
Lol, looks good.
This is relevant to my interests.  WANT VERY MUCH
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Wanopio
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Posted September 15th, 2009 07:50 PM IP
(JR Studios presents...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESqZb7hY1S0
Once upon a time, there was a planet where anything was possible... and I mean, ANYTHING...
(A blue planet surrounded by three moons)
(A forest made out of transparent, blue plants)
(A city full of elves, pixies, and sylphs)
(A boy with three-fingered hands and three-toed feet sitting underneath a tree)
(He's looking distantly into the purple sunset)
"I can't stand this place. I gotta see what lies beyond it..."
One young boy is determined to see the whole thing for himself...
(A spaceship flying high over a bunch of clouds and green squares)
(A whole ton of spaceships flying around all the tall buildings in a city, like cars in the sky)
(A tribe of people that all look and act like humanoid frogs)
"If what I've read is right, then there's a whole new world out there with my name on it..."
And he's got a few friends that are willing to tag along...
"We can't let YOU have all the fun, now can we?"
"Could someone please just kill me now?!"
(The lizard boy walking towards a vast city alongside a guy wearing a stylin' pair of shades and a boy wearing a shirt with flames on it)
(The three engage one another in a massive food fight)
(A man with a scar on his face glances sideways, ominously)
However...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH4vY2kyQDw
"I don't want to kill you; I want to make you wish you'd never been born!!"
(A big, ugly man with green skin watches in satisfaction as a city gets slowly destroyed)
(A caped man in a uniform turns himself into purple mist)
(A man of darkness rises to his full height: 20'4")
There is a legend stating that one man will rise to power and declare war on the entire world...
"Pretty soon, EVERYONE on this planet will be living in a complete, total NIGHTMARE!!"
(The man of darkness unsheathes his gigantic sword, wrapped in purple flames)
(A tall woman with gargoyle wings materializes a bident and attacks an elf girl)
(A woman with blue skin pulls the lizard boy out of the water)
The only problem is, no one knows who he is or how he's going to do it...
"And our only clue is that he's a flaming psycho."
"Works for me."
(A building being blown to smithereens)
(The good guys flying out of a place in their ship at top-speed)
(The lizard boy carrying an unconscious elf girl in his arms)
Regardless, these brave young souls have set their minds on finding this man and defeating him, before he destroys the world...
"If you're talking about the man destined to conquer this world and lead it in a new direction... then it's me... GUFFAW HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
(The lizard boy and his two friends find themselves with their weapons drawn, about to be torn asunder by a bunch of ugly green men)
(The elf girl, the blue woman, and a girl in black pick a fight with a huge, hooded man)
(A man with long, black hair fist-fights with a living statue)
(A blue-clad femme fatale runs off with her latest thefts)
(The man of darkness and his apprentice watch over their servants like hawks)
And they know it will take everything they've got...
"There's a chance we could become extremely infamous for this..."
"I've got no problem with that."
From the creator of Yoshi's Island 2: Xoshi's Story...
(The blue woman firing a laser beam)
(A masked soldier lying on the ground, bleeding and gasping)
(The lizard boy staring distantly with flames reflected in his eyes)
(A shadowy figure pulling a knife out of the stomach of another one)
(An army of men in black hoods clashing with an army of men in shimmering suits of armor)
EndObiA
"I care very deeply for what happens to this planet. So much, that it hurts..."
Coming soon...
For long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
All you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
Stories by me
Yoshi's Island 2: Xoshi's Story - The interquel between Yoshi's Island and Yoshi's Story (since 2 comes after 1 and X before Y).
How It All Fits Together - My in depth theory of in what order the Mario games go in and why.
EndObiA - My latest and greatest project.
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