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Who will win?
Nil 40% [2/5]
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australia nil

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:11 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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I was thinking more of our tears of sorrow not ruining your outfit but if you think you need a sacrifice for the afterlife then I suppose a penguin is as good as any


Tears of sorrow HAH. Only until you've found the will.

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GirtByBlueSea

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:12 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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a perfect marriage


I can now see where mine went wrong

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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:12 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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As a man he has no say in it. But as a trouser press he has certain statutory rights laid down by the EC supreme court.


i think they may be overuled by Jackie's German connection
wombattrouserpress

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:12 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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just be resigned to your fate

I'm fighting for me life here!




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GirtByBlueSea

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:13 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Tears of sorrow HAH. Only until you've found the will.


I would cry you a river...............honest

and

I don't need to find the will. I have a perfectly forged one here

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wombattrouserpress

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:13 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Tears of sorrow HAH. Only until you've found the will.

And maybe afterwards?




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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:14 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Tears of sorrow HAH. Only until you've found the will.


its always the will ..... just divvy up your worldly goods now and be done with it

i dont want the chickens
bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:15 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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I'm fighting for me life here!


your new life will still be life but will have a more penal quality
australia nil

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:15 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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So Mr Nil. What is the occasion for your eness?


Neighbours drinks party.

I was only saved from a terrible end by returning to sort out the big dog.

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GirtByBlueSea

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:16 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Neighbours drinks party.

I was only saved from a terrible end by returning to sort out the big dog.


What sort of neighbours do you have


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wombattrouserpress

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:17 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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i think they may be overuled by Jackie's German connection

When 'tired and emotional' Jackie often mentions her former 'Connections' with sixties gangster land.

I think she might get someone to make me an offer I can't understand, and they can't remember.




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australia nil

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:18 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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i think they may be overuled by Jackie's German connection


I believe you overestimate the power of the EU approved adaptor by a considerable margin.

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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:18 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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When 'tired and emotional' Jackie often mentions her former 'Connections' with sixties gangster land.

I think she might get someone to make me an offer I can't understand, and they can't remember.


but at least you'll have access to their strong economy
wombattrouserpress

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:19 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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your new life will still be life but will have a more penal quality

It's like Jim, but not as we know it.




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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:19 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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I believe you overestimate the power of the EU approved adaptor by a considerable margin.




idiot

so have you been doing the conga?
GirtByBlueSea

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:19 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
By the way Nikki. Have you read this book you sent me? Its hilarious
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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:21 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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By the way Nikki. Have you read this book you sent me? Its hilarious


no you have it !
wombattrouserpress

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:21 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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but at least you'll have access to their strong economy

If any of them are still around, I'll have access to their zimmer frames.




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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:21 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
i am reading about the victorian broadmoor
australia nil

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:22 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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idiot

so have you been doing the conga?


No.

But if subsequent film footage proves the contrary, then you may shoot me without warning,

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australia nil

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:23 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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i am reading about the victorian broad moor


Othello?

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GirtByBlueSea

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:24 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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No.

But if subsequent film footage proves the contrary, then you may shoot me without warning,


We would never post that to YouTube or nuffink like that


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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:24 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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No.

But if subsequent film footage proves the contrary, then you may shoot me without warning,



*searches YouTube*
wombattrouserpress

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:24 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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i am reading about the victorian broadmoor

Or my next home. If I get desperate.

Prince Charles' own prison. Even the Queen doesn't have one of those.




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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:24 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Othello?




Dadds
GirtByBlueSea

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:25 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Othello?


Surely thats a stallion not a brood mare

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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:26 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
SOP went shopping today and brought me back a second hand selection box ... it has a curly wirly in it, i didnt think they still made them
GirtByBlueSea

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:28 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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SOP went shopping today and brought me back a second hand selection box ... it has a curly wirly in it, i didnt think they still made them


How do you buy a second hand selection box?

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wombattrouserpress

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SOP went shopping today and brought me back a second hand selection box ... it has a curly wirly in it, i didnt think they still made them

Don't you just hate hair in your food?
Did it also have brasil nuts in it?




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bettylovescarrots

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 Posted 29th December 2011 11:29 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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How do you buy a second hand selection box?




i dont think i mean second hand it didnt look correct when i typed it
it is the nearest i can do



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