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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
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 Posted 1st January 2012 10:58 PM IP   
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GirtByBlueSea wrote:
It has sensors and maps the room and you program it to clean at certain times of the day or night. It takes itself off the charger and goes and cleans then returns to its dock. I mainly want it to clean the pet hair daily and then I can give the whole place a proper clean on the weekend.
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ooohhhhh wow 
let me know when the invent the robot iron
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australia nil
Fiscal Mysteron
Posts: 35416
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 10:58 PM IP
Happy New Year y'all.
A.L.W.E.
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 10:59 PM IP
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GirtByBlueSea wrote:
I know I should not follow my betrothed to New Zealand as he is flirting with another young lady and that I should exercise daily by taking a gentle walk, carrying my parasol of course.
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yes you must always be pale and interesting .. no tan
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:00 PM IP
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wombattrouserpress wrote:
Lesley seems to to be Jackie's friend again, without comment.
Lesley is as bemused at Jackie's antics as I. Which is a relief.
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Jackie has a mental illness simples
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:01 PM IP
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australia nil wrote:
Happy New Year y'all.
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and to you OM 
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GirtByBlueSea
Governor Girt of Torso
Posts: 48711
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:01 PM IP
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australia nil wrote:
Happy New Year y'all.
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Happy New Year Hillbilly
Winter is Coming
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australia nil
Fiscal Mysteron
Posts: 35416
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:02 PM IP
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bettylovescarrots wrote:
i made loads of tomato soap today, tomorrow it will be brocoli ... thats my work lunches sorted 
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How do you turn tomato soup into broccoli, and why???
A.L.W.E.
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GirtByBlueSea
Governor Girt of Torso
Posts: 48711
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:02 PM IP
Yesterday I started the Dukan Diet. I dont mind the only protein part and the drinking of water but I may have problems with no alcohol for the next 30 days
Winter is Coming
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:02 PM IP
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GirtByBlueSea wrote:
Happy New Year Hillbilly
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i now have an image of him sitting in his all in one flannel combinations
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:03 PM IP
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australia nil wrote:
How do you turn tomato soup into broccoli, and why???
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tsk
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:04 PM IP
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GirtByBlueSea wrote:
Yesterday I started the Dukan Diet. I dont mind the only protein part and the drinking of water but I may have problems with no alcohol for the next 30 days
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but you will have an arse like Pippa 
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australia nil
Fiscal Mysteron
Posts: 35416
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:04 PM IP
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GirtByBlueSea wrote:
Yesterday I started the Dukan Diet. I dont mind the only protein part and the drinking of water but I may have problems with no alcohol for the next 30 days
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(next thirty minutes)
A.L.W.E.
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GirtByBlueSea
Governor Girt of Torso
Posts: 48711
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:04 PM IP
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bettylovescarrots wrote:
i now have an image of him sitting in his all in one flannel combinations
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Does he have a banjo in your fantasy
Winter is Coming
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:04 PM IP
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wombattrouserpress wrote:
You can get web cams for dog collars.
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or to fit on their heads like rescue dogs
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australia nil
Fiscal Mysteron
Posts: 35416
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:05 PM IP
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bettylovescarrots wrote:
i now have an image of him sitting in his all in one flannel combinations
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dinga dang dang dang 
A.L.W.E.
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GirtByBlueSea
Governor Girt of Torso
Posts: 48711
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:05 PM IP
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bettylovescarrots wrote:
but you will have an arse like Pippa
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I knew I should have bought the copy of that dress while I was in London
Winter is Coming
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:05 PM IP
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GirtByBlueSea wrote:
Does he have a banjo in your fantasy
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nooooooo he is chewing baccy and spitting it into a platoon
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australia nil
Fiscal Mysteron
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:06 PM IP
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wombattrouserpress wrote:
You can get web cams for dog collars.
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That's a good swop, where do i apply?
A.L.W.E.
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GirtByBlueSea
Governor Girt of Torso
Posts: 48711
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:06 PM IP
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australia nil wrote:
(next thirty minutes)
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I'm not an alcoholic
Winter is Coming
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australia nil
Fiscal Mysteron
Posts: 35416
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:06 PM IP
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bettylovescarrots wrote:
but you will have an arse like Pippa
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A.L.W.E.
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:06 PM IP
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australia nil wrote:
(next thirty minutes)
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:07 PM IP
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australia nil wrote:
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not YOU
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australia nil
Fiscal Mysteron
Posts: 35416
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:08 PM IP
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bettylovescarrots wrote:
nooooooo he is chewing baccy and spitting it into a platoon
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NIKKI
That would really upset them.
A.L.W.E.
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bettylovescarrots
God of the Guinea Pigs
Posts: 42774
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:10 PM IP
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wombattrouserpress wrote:
Today, Jackie started my diet.for me.
We went to a café and ate a huge roast dinner with garlic mushrooms as a starter and Apple pie and ice cream for dessert, followed by a lecture on how bad that was for me.
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all part of her grand plan  way to a man's heart and all that
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GirtByBlueSea
Governor Girt of Torso
Posts: 48711
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:11 PM IP
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wombattrouserpress wrote:
Don't the military suffer enough?
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Spittoon Nikki
Winter is Coming
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GirtByBlueSea
Governor Girt of Torso
Posts: 48711
Registered: Jun 2006
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Posted 1st January 2012 11:11 PM IP
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bettylovescarrots wrote:
not YOU
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I don't know. Turn around Bernie and lets see your buttocks
Winter is Coming
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