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twogrand
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Registered: Oct 2007 |
 Posted December 7th, 2007 07:18 PM IP   
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee
when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull
on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men
walking single file.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said,
'I am so sorry for your loss', I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've
never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'
'My wife's'
'What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and
killed her.'
He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second
hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law.
She was trying to help my wife and the dog turned on her too.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
'Can I borrow the dog?'
'Get in line.'
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