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Geordie
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Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
 Posted May 5th, 2004 01:28 PM IP   
*Readies arsenal of kippers, handbags and feather dusters*
OK, come and have a go...blah, blah....you know the rest 
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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Geordie
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Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 6th, 2004 09:23 AM IP
*Humph* Nobody playing? I wanted to slap someone round the face with my wet kipper! 
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
Member
Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted May 6th, 2004 03:23 PM IP
slap away hun...a tickles her with the said feather duster 
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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Geordie
Member
Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 6th, 2004 03:35 PM IP
<<<swings kipper back for a second swipe but drops it in a fit of tickle-giggles. Left foot makes contact with SB's arse in a swift reflex action!
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
Member
Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted May 6th, 2004 03:48 PM IP
falls over...when said arse kicked...picks up kipper and slaps her...gentle with the feather duster
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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Geordie
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Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 6th, 2004 10:04 PM IP
Luckily SB you fell in the paddling pool I prepared earlier with jelly and ping pong balls *Dives on top, grappling with flinging limbs and excess body hair*
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
Member
Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted May 6th, 2004 11:22 PM IP
worry about u flinging excess body hair lmao...but wraps said fingers in and yanks...till yah scream for mercy and flicks ping balls and jelly at yer for added messure
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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Geordie
Member
Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 7th, 2004 10:41 AM IP
<<<<Fires a barrage of ping pong balls in a Filipino stylee!
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
Member
Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted May 8th, 2004 06:19 PM IP
ducks ping pong balls and plugs offending hole up with handy....vibrator...lmao
What the feck was u expecting lmao
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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Geordie
Member
Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 8th, 2004 07:39 PM IP
 Hmmmm....starting to think I should have included a "No below the belt" rule!
<<<<<Removes smelly socks ready for next assault.....
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Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
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Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted May 9th, 2004 12:33 AM IP
now that is below the belt smelly socks...removes her said socks...and two doc martens size seven ha ha ha ha
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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Geordie
Member
Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 10th, 2004 10:18 AM IP
Oooo-er! Doc Martins don't sound so fun!
<<<Suffocates SB with smelly socks (that's above the belt isn't it?)
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
Member
Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted May 11th, 2004 03:09 PM IP
remembers to leave the jelly moulds in the pool ha ha...and slaps yer with a half pound haddock
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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Geordie
Member
Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 11th, 2004 05:01 PM IP
HALF A POUND?! We're supposed to use the metric system now don't ya know!
<<<Grabs a jelly mould in the shape of Pamela Anderson's right breast and fills it with scraps of haddock mixed with jelly then squashes it down on SB's head!
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
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Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted May 11th, 2004 09:39 PM IP
metric my (_!_) and throws a jelly mould full of pamela anderson...at geordie...think of 12 ton of tit flying at yer and i dont mean gordon brown lmfao
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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Geordie
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Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 12th, 2004 11:51 AM IP
*NNNGGGH* *OOOF*
<<<Phew! Could have given me a hand to drag this wardobe over from the other thread!!! Now beware the flying elbow drop! (Lita in WWE has nothing on me!)
JEEEEEEEERONIMOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
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Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted May 20th, 2004 12:31 AM IP
just had an image of geordie jumping of said wardrobe....and moves just in time to see her go slap on the concrete lmao
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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Geordie
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Posts: 555
Registered: Mar 2004 |
Posted May 20th, 2004 12:28 PM IP
Oi! You weren't supposed to move the jelly pool out the way! Right, for that you're gonna get.........
..............covered in chocolate sauce and left for the members of a lesbian forum to do their evil deeds to! I'm off to get a camcorder!
Everything has beauty, not everyone sees it.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.....
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication!
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sonjablue
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Posts: 564
Registered: Apr 2004 |
Posted June 13th, 2004 01:49 AM IP
e e er....enjoys the pleasure and slaps geordie....with half a pound of saparella's...and a thingy (its solar powered)
If u add coals to a fire u cause a flame
:P
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