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Peter Taylor
Master Mason
Posts: 1946
Registered: Aug 2005 |
 Posted October 4th, 2008 04:22 AM IP   
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the children to get a little Public Relations . After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
“ STANLEY ,” responds the little boy.
“And what is your question, Stanley ?”
“I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?”
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the children they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?”
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
“Little Johnnie,” he responds.
“And what is your question, Little Johnnie?”
“Actually, Sir, I have 6 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?!
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And Sixth, what the f--k happened to Stanley
Regards, Peter
PM Lodge Albert 448, PM Lodge Discovery 1789, Provincial Grand Secretary of Forfarshire, Hon. 54, 164, 299, 327, 486; PZ RA Chapter Albert 503, Installed Mark Master, AASR (30th), PMWS Rose Croix, ROoS, KT, KTP, OSM, RCC, RAM, CC, SRIS, Squaremen
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S. T. Lehane
Master Mason
Posts: 1568
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Posted October 4th, 2008 11:05 AM IP
Good one.
I have a desk calendar of “Bushisms.”
My all time favourite is:
You know, the trouble with the French is they don’t even have a word for 'Entrepreneur.'
Fraternally!
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A.T.Smith
Master Mason
Posts: 1739
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Posted October 21st, 2008 11:51 PM IP
Under the Shadow of Thy Wings
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Dave Mavity
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Posts: 2371
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Posted October 22nd, 2008 12:33 AM IP
Quote:
S. T. Lehane wrote:
Good one.
I have a desk calendar of “Bushisms.”
My all time favourite is:
You know, the trouble with the French is they don’t even have a word for 'Entrepreneur.' |
Well, they don't.
Dave Mavity
Academia Lodge #847 F&AM, Oakland, CA: Traditional Observance, baby.
Golden City Lodge #1 AF&AM, Golden, CO
Oakland, CA Valley A&ASR
Intra Nobis Regnum Iehova
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jndjus
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Posted February 19th, 2009 11:13 AM IP
bush supporter i am but tha was a good one peter
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